Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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