Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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