it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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