i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
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"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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