glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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