he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I would ride that face into the sunset
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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