Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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