drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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