you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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