I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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