Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize