I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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