their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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