We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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