im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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