Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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