The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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