Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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