# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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