"it" just moved
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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