Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
His hands were made for my vagina.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
