how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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