I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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