you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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