My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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