Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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