it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
