with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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