Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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