His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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