she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
