; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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