I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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