Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
