That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
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