You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
The adults are the big ones right?
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