its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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