i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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