I just saw a hot homeless man
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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