didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
sick fucks of a feather flock together
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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