quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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