I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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