Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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