I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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