Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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