Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Randomize
