I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My dick has a subreddit
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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