it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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