oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
should my penis look like a turkey
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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