So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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