You really coming over, don't trick.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
No subtext here. People are naked.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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