3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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