I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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