she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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