I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
