we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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